Before I get underway, it is my duty to inform the listeners that the opinions expressed in the following tirade do not represent those of the TrainREK media network.
With that out of the way, I would like to point out that tonight’s Forch’N Telling is brought to you in part by AMP energy drink. No [...]
Before I get underway, it is my duty to inform the listeners that the opinions expressed in the following tirade do not represent those of the TrainREK media network.
With that out of the way, I would like to point out that tonight’s Forch’N Telling is brought to you in part by AMP energy drink. No they’re not a sponsor, but the fact that I am awake today has been because of the crisp and delicious taste of AMP.
AMP energy drink is exactly what Forch needs to kickstart any day. GET AMP’D!!!
Now, I have no idea where people get off saying that I am a cheap promoter of goods and services! All the time, I hear people saying that I will shamelessly promote anything.
I have no idea where people even get off insinuating this falsehood!
Just because I love a bowl of Kraft Dinner for lunch! Who doesn’t? With its cheesy good taste and its ease of preparation, Kraft Dinner has got to be one of the best meal choices one can make! It’s gotta be KD!
You see? I’m no shill! I tell it like it is!
I don’t know where people get off saying that!!!
It reminds me of a story, when I was living at the now-former Vanderhuge estate.
As someone who suffers from OCD, I kept quite a tidy place. I cleaned my toilet at least 3 times a week. I always found that Lysol Power Liquid Toilet bowl cleaner did the best job. With its thick formula , it clings to the bowl destroying even the toughest stains. The angle neck bottle targets hard to reach areas, including the rim, leaving your entire bowl sparkling and deodorized. Lysol. The name you trust in disinfectants!
So, where was I. Oh yeah. I kept a tidy place, and I cleaned my toilet three times a week. People don’t realize that I am very adamant about the way I do things, and I don’t appreciate when people call me a sell-out, because I trust name-brand items.
To be honest with you, I find it quite offensive, and it gives me a headache. So I am going to take some Extra Strength Tylenol EZ Tabs. Tylenol EZ Tabs bring fast acting relief to people who have difficulty swallowing tablets. They’re sweet-coated, easy to swallow and deliver effective relief of the aches and pains associated with working and other daily activities.
The best part of Tylenol EZ tabs is, that I don’t have to down an entire bottle of water when taking headache medication. But when my body thirsts to be healthy, I prefer the smooth taste of Aquafina water. Their unique Hydro-7 purification system removes nearly all of the trace elements which affect water’s taste, which leaves me with better tasting water, and a happy life. Aquafina. The Taste of purity!
Now that my headache is gone, I can focus on my subject, which was what again? Oh yeah, Me being a sell-out.
Yeah, so I have no idea where people get off insinuating this! I think that the point that I am trying to make is that it is totally unjustified.
So perhaps the next time that you want to point the finger at me being a sell-out, maybe you need to look into the mirror, you’ll probably see some clothes from Old Navy (A place that I refuse to enter, let alone shop in) or you’ll have a Tim Horton’s coffee in your hands (A product that I can not drink) or even wearing designer jeans, or brand name clothes, (Which I actually don’t wear)
So perhaps before you accuse me of being a shill, take a look at how many name brands you purchased for the name alone…
And for those of you listening to the show who may be potential advertisers, my e-mail address is forchman@trainrekmedia.com, I work for cheap! And if the makers of AMP are listening, I will work for AMP!
But that’s just my opinion, what do I know???
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